http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/c3nijr7

The ‘visual representation’ at the bottom of the original post is hilarious.

MAYBE TOMORROW I’LL WANNA SETTLE DOWN (on tumblr)

I completely forgot I had a tumblr. Maybe I’ll start putting shit here. Or maybe not, I don’t really have anything interesting to spread across the social networks I regularly use anyway. 

Follow my twitter, if you like. @snakebitejules I update it sporadically, which is a bit shit seeing as I don’t have a life.

Anyway, toodles.

When I was younger, I never thought I’d work in a cheese shop. I was very perceptive, I still haven’t.

Got a feeling this day will go similarly to the day I got thrown out of Toys R Us for doing poppers in the wendy house.

Your mouth is amazing.

That’s right, I’m going to study ‘John Tucker Must Die’, ironically of course, and with chips.

Twitter is like a good wine. You have to wait for it. And dodge whales.

My flatmate is pretending to be a bird it seems.

Dreamt I set up ‘compare the t-shirt.com’ with @sebastianbach, we archived thousands of t-shirt printing shops for YOU. Thanks, dream me.

RT @StrangeJuggalo: Is there some kind of unwritten Spanish grammatical rule that says you have to talk loud as fuck so I can’t hear the TV?