When I was younger, I never thought I’d work in a cheese shop. I was very perceptive, I still haven’t.
Got a feeling this day will go similarly to the day I got thrown out of Toys R Us for doing poppers in the wendy house.
Your mouth is amazing.
That’s right, I’m going to study ‘John Tucker Must Die’, ironically of course, and with chips.
Twitter is like a good wine. You have to wait for it. And dodge whales.
My flatmate is pretending to be a bird it seems.
Dreamt I set up ‘compare the t-shirt.com’ with @sebastianbach, we archived thousands of t-shirt printing shops for YOU. Thanks, dream me.
RT @StrangeJuggalo: Is there some kind of unwritten Spanish grammatical rule that says you have to talk loud as fuck so I can’t hear the TV?
Abusing my flatmates Twitter has been the highlight of my day.Follow @stumpyburrows, I’ll donate 2p to downsyndromes charities on her behalf
‘You post on Twitter about me a surprising amount, I’m wondering how many stupid things I say’. Err, a lot.
